Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes

The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it

The bumper sticker cadence just makes it easier to swallow while you're eating potato salad on top of a capital crime

and that M4S made sure the receipts were delivered at 200 mph

Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch

Bold white uppercase text below reads "COME FOR VACATION

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makesBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler