Abe on 4th of July - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White with scattered gold dots

with scattered gold dots

with stars and a small moon scattered throughout

a mustache

Bold navy block letters read "DIVORCEES" above "ESTD

That stick figure has the energy of a guy who said "watch this" exactly once

Abe on 4th of July - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White with scattered gold dotsLincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987. Apparently emancipation was just the opening act for wiener comedy in front of the White House. The Details: Digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in aviator sunglasses, holding an oversized hot dog and a beer mug in front of the White House with fireworks and red, white, and blue bunting. Lincoln's graphic tee reads