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13th Street lives forever as advertising because nothing else survives American progress

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Arched hand-lettered text reading "CLEVELAND'S" tops a gold circular emblem with black line art depicting a woman in a ruffled skirt and roller skates

Bold distressed white block text below reads "SIC BALLS

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