Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Sweatshirt michigan flanked by red stars and

flanked by red stars and blue swirl elements

Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president

HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty

and red tones sits against a soft green cloud shape with a red horizontal underline

Naming a fake beer after him is less a joke and more a historically accurate label

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Sweatshirt michigan flanked by red stars andFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH